Cardboard Mustache

11/13/2010

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Cardboard Mustache - Movember edition

How many times have you seen these cardboard mustaches and thought to yourself, “Mannnnnn, I wish I had an official cardboard mustache! I’ve been making my own from some cardboard I found behind the Target in my neighborhood and it looks whack!”

Well here’s your chance. You can have your very own official cardboard mustache for the low price of whatever amount you want to donate to support prostate cancer research through the Movember Foundation.

All the info you need to know is right down below if you are interested.

themoosegiftshop:

All proceeds from your purchase of this beautiful cardboard mustache goes to the Movember Foundation via the Mo-Moosehead Movember team to help fight prostate cancer.

Drawn on 4x6 cardboard

Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/df
Perfect for: People who want to participate in Movember but lack the genes to grow a mustache, people who want to fund prostate cancer research
You might also like: Octobeard, Mustache March, Breast Cancer Awareness month

This post was reblogged from The Moose Gift Shop.

11/06/2010

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Lvl 32 Wizard

It’s not as free flowing as a higher-level wizard’s beard, but is still pretty intimidating, nonetheless. You would probably see this in a mid-management wizardry position. Entry level wizard beards are not full beards and senior level wizard beards don’t have the pointed tip (unless he’s full of himself).

As seen on: Renaissance Festival ads and Medieval Live Action Role-Playing Games
Comfort Zone: Renaissance Festivals and Medieval Live Action Role-Playing Games
Upkeep and Maintenence: Trim or wax or don’t
Intimidation scale: 8
Accessorize!: Staff and robe

9/11/2010

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The Gentleman

Just because it’s a good looking mustache doesn’t mean you have to compliment it. He already knows.

Family: Handlebar
Classiness: 5 (with monocle, 9)
Accessorize!: Monocle, top hat, horse-drawn carriage

9/04/2010

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The Painter’s Brush

Despite its girly name, men sporting a painter’s brush are anything but girly.

Man Scale: 7
As seen on: High school football coaches
Tickle Factor: Will stroke your face beautifully

6/12/2010

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The Debonair

The Debonair

Perfect for your debutante.

Man Scale: 3
Comfort Zone: High society cocktail parties
Accessorize!: Velvet Jacket & Ascot

6/05/2010

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The Sweeper

The Sweeper

Brooms are usually used to sweep things off the floor. This Broom is used to catch crumbs before they fall in your mouth.

Man Scale: 7
Intimidation Scale: 8 (2 if crumbs are present)
Tickle Factor: Only slightly, due to its waxed smoothness

5/29/2010

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The Dalí

The Dalí

There are certain mustaches that once done, no one should try to emulate. The Dalí is one of them. Why bother? Your Dalí’s always going to be compared to Dalí’s Dalí. And quite frankly, your Dalí will never be as good as Dalí’s. So just stick with the catfish.

Comfort Zone: Surreality and Austin, TX
Difficulty Level: Incomprehensible
Fun Fact: Dalí once said in an interview (in the third person), “Dalí is immortal and will not die.”

5/08/2010

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The Father-In-Law

The Father-In-Law

Though it looks like a frown, it isn’t. It just follows the shape of his mouth. Which happens to be a frown. He’s frowning at you.

Man Scale: 6
Intimidation Scale: 8 (If you love your wife. 2, if otherwise)
Fun Fact: He’s judging you from the other room. Be on your best behavior.

1/30/2010

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The 5-Star General

The 5-Star General

Similar to when walruses show their dominance over other walruses on Walrus Island by the size of their tusks, Generals would show dominance over their troops with their mustache.

Man Scale: 8
Status: Extinct
Did you know: President Eisenhower was a 5-Star General in World War 2. No manstache, though.

1/05/2010

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French Variations

The French Waiter (Top)
The Mon Dieu! (Bottom)

Not to be confused with the Handle Bar and the Dali, the French Waiter and the Mon Dieu can often be seen on the French and possibly people from Quebec.

Man Scale: 3