Cardboard Mustache

Check out what my homegirl Leslie made for the cause! And she...

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 18:26:03 -0500

Check out what my homegirl Leslie made for the cause! And she got a cardboard mustache.

It’s Movember, y’all!

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So, in case some of you have not figured out- I’m a female. I cannot grow a moustache, however, I do feel that I have taken part in “Movember” simply by donating. I will rarely ever reblog, and because of this I decided to make today’s entry about how you should [please] donate and help fight prostate cancer. If you decide to donate, please do so here: http://us.movember.com/mospace/1018934/
I did, & I received a super cool [cardboard] mustache postcard in the mail:
http://bit.ly/d98Vz1

If you want to watch a cool little video about this team, go here:
http://bit.ly/bBjaCT

Thanks :)

Cardboard Mustache - Movember edition

Sat, 13 Nov 2010 18:05:40 -0500

How many times have you seen these cardboard mustaches and thought to yourself, “Mannnnnn, I wish I had an official cardboard mustache! I’ve been making my own from some cardboard I found behind the Target in my neighborhood and it looks whack!”

Well here’s your chance. You can have your very own official cardboard mustache for the low price of whatever amount you want to donate to support prostate cancer research through the Movember Foundation.

All the info you need to know is right down below if you are interested.

themoosegiftshop:

All proceeds from your purchase of this beautiful cardboard mustache goes to the Movember Foundation via the Mo-Moosehead Movember team to help fight prostate cancer.

Drawn on 4x6 cardboard

Buy here: http://sellsimp.ly/df
Perfect for: People who want to participate in Movember but lack the genes to grow a mustache, people who want to fund prostate cancer research
You might also like: Octobeard, Mustache March, Breast Cancer Awareness month

Lvl 32 Wizard It’s not as free flowing as a higher-level...

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 15:11:00 -0400

Lvl 32 Wizard

It’s not as free flowing as a higher-level wizard’s beard, but is still pretty intimidating, nonetheless. You would probably see this in a mid-management wizardry position. Entry level wizard beards are not full beards and senior level wizard beards don’t have the pointed tip (unless he’s full of himself).

As seen on: Renaissance Festival ads and Medieval Live Action Role-Playing Games
Comfort Zone: Renaissance Festivals and Medieval Live Action Role-Playing Games
Upkeep and Maintenence: Trim or wax or don’t
Intimidation scale: 8
Accessorize!: Staff and robe

There’s a Mo-Moosehead Movember team to support the Prostate...

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 14:43:27 -0400

There’s a Mo-Moosehead Movember team to support the Prostate Cancer Foundation.

If you’d like to help by donating or join this cause, I would appreciate it. And I’ll probably send you a cardboard mustache, too, because we all can’t grow a mustache, but we all fantasize about it having a nice, thick handlebar (even though we only have the volume for a Fu Manchu).

http://us.movember.com/mospace/1018934/
Bonus: 100 Manliest Mustaches in Sports History

The Gentleman Just because it’s a good looking mustache...

Sat, 11 Sep 2010 14:03:00 -0400

The Gentleman

Just because it’s a good looking mustache doesn’t mean you have to compliment it. He already knows.

Family: Handlebar
Classiness: 5 (with monocle, 9)
Accessorize!: Monocle, top hat, horse-drawn carriage

The Painter’s Brush Despite its girly name, men sporting a...

Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:53:10 -0400

The Painter’s Brush

Despite its girly name, men sporting a painter’s brush are anything but girly.

Man Scale: 7
As seen on: High school football coaches
Tickle Factor: Will stroke your face beautifully

The Debonair

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 13:00:00 -0400

The Debonair

Perfect for your debutante.

Man Scale: 3
Comfort Zone: High society cocktail parties
Accessorize!: Velvet Jacket & Ascot

Real Life Specimen: The Sweeper

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:30:00 -0400

Last week, we featured The Sweeper. Here is a screen cap of a man with said mustache.

The video gets uncomfortably awkward and not safe for work at a few points, which is why I didn’t link it, but nevertheless, Mustache Ride-able? Only in the broom broom room.

Kill me.

Hey! Do you like mustaches? Do you like baseball? Then you must...

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Hey! Do you like mustaches? Do you like baseball? Then you must be white! Check out mustachesandbaseball, a collection of mustachioed baseball players immortalized on baseball cards.

You do not have to be white to like http://mustachesandbaseball.tumblr.com/.

mustachesandbaseball:

#28: Jerry Hairston
Card: 1984 Donruss
Mustache Type: Pyramid (w/ beginning stages
of a Horseshoe)
Fact: On April 15, 1983, with two outs in the bottom of the 9th inning, Hairston singled to break up a perfect game by Milt Wilcox of the Tigers. Also, his family is one of only three families to have three generations of players.

The Sweeper

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:30:00 -0400

The Sweeper

Brooms are usually used to sweep things off the floor. This Broom is used to catch crumbs before they fall in your mouth.

Man Scale: 7
Intimidation Scale: 8 (2 if crumbs are present)
Tickle Factor: Only slightly, due to its waxed smoothness

Mustaches: All fun and games until you go to an interview with...

Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:00:00 -0400

Mustaches: All fun and games until you go to an interview with one.

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The Dalí

Sat, 29 May 2010 12:30:00 -0400

The Dalí

There are certain mustaches that once done, no one should try to emulate. The Dalí is one of them. Why bother? Your Dalí’s always going to be compared to Dalí’s Dalí. And quite frankly, your Dalí will never be as good as Dalí’s. So just stick with the catfish.

Comfort Zone: Surreality and Austin, TX
Difficulty Level: Incomprehensible
Fun Fact: Dalí once said in an interview (in the third person), “Dalí is immortal and will not die.”

Lord Likely

Sat, 29 May 2010 12:00:00 -0400

I don’t know much about Lord Likely, but I do know that I’m in love with Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Mustache-O-Rama.

If only styling your mustache was this easy.

The Father-In-Law

Sat, 08 May 2010 10:00:00 -0400

The Father-In-Law

Though it looks like a frown, it isn’t. It just follows the shape of his mouth. Which happens to be a frown. He’s frowning at you.

Man Scale: 6
Intimidation Scale: 8 (If you love your wife. 2, if otherwise)
Fun Fact: He’s judging you from the other room. Be on your best behavior.

Mustache Nets

Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:00:00 -0400

I ate a place called Austin Java a couple weeks ago with a few friends. Never before have I had breakfast quesadillas, but afterwards I was left wondering why nobody else serves them. Because they’re the best things I’ve ever had.

Anyway, at Austin Java (located in Austin, TX), the guys standing behind the counter and the guys bringing the breakfast quesadillas to the table all had mustaches. And it was all waxed, combed and curling.

They were handling my food and they had thick, full mustaches. Was I, at any point, worried that their mustache hairs might fall into my quesadilla? No. Mustache hairs never fall out. Ever.

Some people in New York, however, seem to disagree:

For people preparing food and drink, state law requires that beards, sideburns, and mustaches be protected by a “mustache net.” However, in recent years, a trend toward aggressive nostalgia in the hospitality industry has encouraged whimsical mustaches at the expense of hygiene.

Of course it’s just an April Fool’s Day joke. Because everybody knows no hair net will be able to contain a real man-stache and no “mustache net” is needed for a boy’s peach fuzz.

DPH Mustache-Net Crackdown in Cobble Hill [via]
Thanks, Luis, for the tip.

The 5-Star General

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:14:00 -0500

The 5-Star General

Similar to when walruses show their dominance over other walruses on Walrus Island by the size of their tusks, Generals would show dominance over their troops with their mustache.

Man Scale: 8
Status: Extinct
Did you know: President Eisenhower was a 5-Star General in World War 2. No manstache, though.

Shane Battier's Mustache

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 18:12:00 -0500

Shane Battier of the Houston Rockets is growing out his mustache and won’t shave it until the team does better as a whole (Houston Press).

Shane Battier, his mustache and the Rockets then went on to beat the Trailblazers.

Respect.

Getty Images and artist’s rendering of Battier in April 2010 at the Finals.

Mustaches for the Masses

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 12:00:00 -0500

You now have the opportunity to have your pretty face Cardboard Mustached on Twitter by Twibbon. I’m telling you, everybody is doing it. But only me so far.

http://twibbon.com/join/Mustaches-for-the-Masses-2

Join the cause! Or wait till November (Movember) when it’s more relevant. Though prostate cancer doesn’t wait.

French Variations

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:28:58 -0500

The French Waiter (Top)
The Mon Dieu! (Bottom)

Not to be confused with the Handle Bar and the Dali, the French Waiter and the Mon Dieu can often be seen on the French and possibly people from Quebec.

Man Scale: 3

Cardboard Mustaches - Everybody's really doing it. Really.

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 10:00:00 -0400

Somebody asked me, “Cardboard mustaches. Everybody’s doing it. Everybody’s doing it? Like who?” To which I replied, “Everybody.” They didn’t believe me. So I did a Google search for “Cardboard mustache.” If not everybody was doing it, then how do you explain this?

I rest my case.