November 2010
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Cardboard Mustache - Movember edition
How many times have you seen these cardboard mustaches and thought to yourself, “Mannnnnn, I wish I had an official cardboard mustache! I’ve been making my own from some cardboard I found behind the Target in my neighborhood and it looks whack!”
Well here’s your chance. You can have your very own official cardboard mustache for the low price of whatever amount you want to...
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September 2010
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June 2010
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The Debonair
The Debonair
Perfect for your debutante.
Man Scale: 3 Comfort Zone: High society cocktail parties Accessorize!: Velvet Jacket & Ascot
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Real Life Specimen: The Sweeper
Last week, we featured The Sweeper. Here is a screen cap of a man with said mustache.
The video gets uncomfortably awkward and not safe for work at a few points, which is why I didn’t link it, but nevertheless, Mustache Ride-able? Only in the broom broom room.
Kill me.
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The Sweeper
The Sweeper
Brooms are usually used to sweep things off the floor. This Broom is used to catch crumbs before they fall in your mouth.
Man Scale: 7 Intimidation Scale: 8 (2 if crumbs are present) Tickle Factor: Only slightly, due to its waxed smoothness
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May 2010
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The Dalí
The Dalí
There are certain mustaches that once done, no one should try to emulate. The Dalí is one of them. Why bother? Your Dalí’s always going to be compared to Dalí’s Dalí. And quite frankly, your Dalí will never be as good as Dalí’s. So just stick with the catfish.
Comfort Zone: Surreality and Austin, TX Difficulty Level: Incomprehensible Fun Fact: Dalí once said in an...
Lord Likely
I don’t know much about Lord Likely, but I do know that I’m in love with Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Mustache-O-Rama.
If only styling your mustache was this easy.
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The Father-In-Law
The Father-In-Law
Though it looks like a frown, it isn’t. It just follows the shape of his mouth. Which happens to be a frown. He’s frowning at you.
Man Scale: 6 Intimidation Scale: 8 (If you love your wife. 2, if otherwise) Fun Fact: He’s judging you from the other room. Be on your best behavior.
April 2010
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Mustache Nets
I ate a place called Austin Java a couple weeks ago with a few friends. Never before have I had breakfast quesadillas, but afterwards I was left wondering why nobody else serves them. Because they’re the best things I’ve ever had.
Anyway, at Austin Java (located in Austin, TX), the guys standing behind the counter and the guys bringing the breakfast quesadillas to the table all had...
January 2010
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The 5-Star General
The 5-Star General
Similar to when walruses show their dominance over other walruses on Walrus Island by the size of their tusks, Generals would show dominance over their troops with their mustache.
Man Scale: 8 Status: Extinct Did you know: President Eisenhower was a 5-Star General in World War 2. No manstache, though.
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Shane Battier's Mustache
Shane Battier of the Houston Rockets is growing out his mustache and won’t shave it until the team does better as a whole (Houston Press).
Shane Battier, his mustache and the Rockets then went on to beat the Trailblazers.
Respect.
Getty Images and artist’s rendering of Battier in April 2010 at the Finals.
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Mustaches for the Masses
You now have the opportunity to have your pretty face Cardboard Mustached on Twitter by Twibbon. I’m telling you, everybody is doing it. But only me so far.
http://twibbon.com/join/Mustaches-for-the-Masses-2
Join the cause! Or wait till November (Movember) when it’s more relevant. Though prostate cancer doesn’t wait.
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French Variations
The French Waiter (Top) The Mon Dieu! (Bottom)
Not to be confused with the Handle Bar and the Dali, the French Waiter and the Mon Dieu can often be seen on the French and possibly people from Quebec.
Man Scale: 3
October 2009
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Cardboard Mustaches - Everybody's really doing it....
Somebody asked me, “Cardboard mustaches. Everybody’s doing it. Everybody’s doing it? Like who?” To which I replied, “Everybody.” They didn’t believe me. So I did a Google search for “Cardboard mustache.” If not everybody was doing it, then how do you explain this?
I rest my case.
July 2009
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Cardboard Mustaches
Everybody’s doing it.